1, on instinct
women marriage service, a franchise store opened in a new city, a woman can go directly to the selection - a favorite for spouse. In front of the store, up the side of the sign: - individuals can only go shopping - time! Store a total of six floors, with a high degree of rise, the higher the quality of a man, but please note that the customer can at any floor choose - or choose a husband upstairs, but can not return to previously shopped in the floor ... ...
- to the store looking for a woman - a husband. On the first floor reads: Here's men have a job. A woman without even looking on the second floor, second floor reads: men have a job here and loves children. Woman on the third floor, third floor that read: men are working here and love children, but also very handsome. Wow! She sighed, but still force myself to climb. Floor: the men are working here and love children. Suffocating handsome, but also help with household chores. Wow! Give me a break! Cried a woman, I am almost untenable! Then she still climbed the fifth floor. Fifth floor: the men are working here and love of children asics gel 495tr, suffocating handsome, but also help with household chores, but also has strong romantic feelings. Women just want to stay in this floor, but still full of looking forward to holding the highest level. Sixth House, the side of a huge electronic bulletin board that read: You are on this floor of the first 123 456 789 visitors, there are no men here, this floor there is a woman just to prove how impossible to please. Thank you for coming ... ...
Soon, men, marriage service, a franchise store opened across the street, with the former mode of operation - analog - like. The first layer of the woman was pretty. The second layer of pretty women and money ... ... a result, the second floor above the third floor to the six floors has never been a man going up ... ...
Interpretation: a woman's instinct is to fantasy. Man's instinct is real. This is why women always left good men left more than good reasons, is why the marriage of the Maid of the reasons men and more than complain. Its empty-handed, or right to seize the existing advantages burberry bags outlet, the advantages of live and love.
2, on trust
- a woman there - did not come home late the next day her husband said he slept in - a female friend, her husband called her best friends 1O, no - one Friends know this herve leger fashion!
- a man there - did not go home to sleep late the next day he told his wife that he slept in - a brother there, she called his wife's 10 best friends, good brothers and eight to determine her husband sleep in their home ... ...
have two, said: a friend asked him if he in them. Predictably, once again demonstrated this view! Is even more ridiculous that he even have a buddy at his house drunk, being asleep, and asked his wife not to call him up and answer the phone?
in hanging up the phone, the phone immediately hit that man on his cell phone, one did so he turned to speak to shout: Where is it? Soon go home, your wife looking for you, I say you drunk at my house back before ... ... ... ... Do not forget to drink through the finish, he looked at his wife in silence ... ...
interpretation: we are heard crying wolf story. Do not know every day crying wolf. When we kept the trust of each other when required. Do not forget to trust the other side is a clear conscience.
3, with boys on gender
ATM card pick up the money: the car parked next to the ATM, insert your ATM card, according to a password, take money, take the card and receipt.
girls pick up the money with the ATM card: the car parked next to the ATM, make up with makeup mirrors, turn off the engine, put the key in the bag, get off. Looking through bags to find ATM card, insert the ATM card, goes on a search of bags to find the password written on gum foil, press enter password, read the instructions on the screen, spend two minutes. Press the Cancel key to re-enter the correct password, check account balances, read an on-screen instructions, choose to withdraw cash. Into the car, make up with makeup mirror, looking through bags Zhaoyao Shi, start the engine, open 5 meters to stop. Reversing back to ATM, make up with makeup mirror, get off, take the money, ATM card and receipt, the car, fill with makeup mirror, looking through bags for a place to put the ATM card. For reverse gear, gear, drive. Opened ten kilometers, the hand brake let go.
Interpretation: After reading this article, and finally understand why God made man and then to create a woman, because the two completely irreplaceable. So do not ask a man as careful and considerate it as a woman, like do not ask a woman like a man altogether decisive.
4, for a change
love when a man holding a woman to sleep. Woman said: You have to hold me tight, I quickly stifled. Man said with a smile: like to hold you, otherwise I could not sleep. When they become husband and wife after the woman complained one day: you did not sleep at night, hold me, and I - What is the difference personal sleeping? The man said: hold together, we all sleep well, do not you think?
day, a man suddenly picked up a woman in a busy city, a long long way to go. Woman says with a laugh: you crazy? Driving me down, people see the bad. The man said: What are they afraid? I like to hold you. Years later, women to men in a busy city like a baby: hold me! Man said: You crazy?
day, women, men said: hold me! Men obediently bent over, holding the woman to bed. Years later, a woman with a man, said: hold me to bed! Men snappily said: you foot off it?
day, the men promise to the woman: even if you will become - a big fat woman, I have to hold you every day; you become an old woman, and I continue to entertain you. A few years later, a woman fat, old, men should hold. Men snappily said: you want to crushing me?
read: hard to believe, the day after a number of years does not hold you and hold you, was actually the same - a man.
5, on demand
0-5 years: female → Mother / M → mother.
6-10 years: female → can not hate a boy / man → Girls can accompany me bully boys
11-15 years: → fifteen sixty-seven-year-old female big brother / male → football, basketball, tennis, table tennis ... ...
16-20 years of age: seventeen-year-old female → We all praised the
21-25 years: F → 25-29 year-old man, have a career, taste, talent ... ... / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
26-30 years old: woman remains → persist than their older men / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
30-40 years old: a good fit female → soul man / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman < br> 40-50 years old: Female → men / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
50-60 years old: Female → die with her man / men → 20 ~ 24-year-old has beautiful body
70-80 year-old woman: female → fifties and sixties, when found that, without their care / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
80-90 years of age: more than their female → late dead man / men → Although I have presbyopia, see clearly ... but I still want to be 20 to 24 years old ... ...
Summary: From the 20-year-old man after a fight, the demand for women is very specific!
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